A Traumatising Sex Encounter
Absolutely the funniest and worst sex encounter I’ve ever had. My fiancé and I were messing around on the couch and we had 2 small dogs. We put them on the floor so they wouldn’t get in the way, but we must have accidentally kicked a cushion onto the floor because while we’re going at it (missionary ish) our one dog hopped up on the couch and jumped up with no warning and stuck his nose in his bum. It startled him and his arms gave out. He landed on me (obviously lol) and when he did, he clenched his cheeks which pushed his balls against my bum hole. But even worse, he landed on me so hard it knocked an extremely big fart out, which vibrated his balls 🤣
He immediately went soft and sex was over for the night. He was deeply traumatized lmfao
Submitted by Danielle