How Long Was He There?

We have 4 kids so opportunities to "be alone" are scarce. Usually by the time they're all asleep (in bed doesn't count) we're both too tired to be bothered with sex. However, one night, drunk and horny we decided to go for it. All was going well when I happened to turn my head to the side. There stood our oldest boy. He (my husband)was hastily shoved away and my son asked if I was ok. I told him I was fine and he should go back to bed. Tucked him up and returned to find my husband looking traumatized. "How long do you think he was there?" He asked. "I don't know, he was so quiet it's hard to say". Mortified, we went to sleep. The following night, going through the bedtime routine and my husband was saying goodnight and told our oldest son to come and give him a hug before he went to bed. They hugged and our son said "dad, should I lie on top of you like you did to mummy last night?" 😲 I don't think I've ever been so embarrassed lol. I have no idea how long he was there or how much he saw. How much do you think therapy costs?!

Submitted by Kim