I"m NOT Pregnant

Everytime I go back home there are rumours that I might be pregnant. I am not. I’m just not as fit as I was in my teens.

Obviously angry with this often REPEATED occurrence, this Summer I decided I’d say Yes to whomever asked.

What happened you ask? Well, now I’ve got a bunch of second hand baby clothes that I have no use for at the moment, but the best thing was to see the faces of people who saw me drink and smoke at the town festival. The looks of judgement. This time I owned it!

Submitted by Annonymous