Ruined The Christmas Spirit

So my confession is rather childish.... One of my sons Christmas presents came in the mail, and I opened the box(which had a lot of paper in it thank god!) But he came into my room and started to open it, and I literally screamed at him, "NO PARKER!! DONT OPEN THAT! ITS NOT OUR MAIL!! IF WE OPEN IT WE'LL LITERALLY GO TO JAIL!!" at which point he looks like someone just shocked him with a cattle prod, backing up with practically tears in his eyes, and just mutters under his breath, "....I dont want to go to jail" So I may or may not have ruined the Christmas spirit in my house 🤣🤣😭😭💔

Submitted Anonymous