The Asparagus Gave It Away

Once when I was very very pregnant,my husband and I were waiting in line for ice cream and I happened to get a whiff of something that smelled just like Pee after you eat asparagus and it’s so gross. So I’m looking around trying to figure out where the smells coming from and who are around me has Peed their pants when I realize that I am the one who recently eat asparagus and have Peed my pants.

Submitted by H Marie