The Nudy Lady

We recently moved house, a beautiful 3 storey house in a very lovely area, a beautiful village. We had been in a week or so. Both boys fast asleep and house really coming together. I was I'm our room which is the top floor (so don't really hear much) getting ready for when my husband comes home. I decided with the stress of moving ect it had been awhile since we had sex and I was going to do something about it. Order some very out there underwear, crouch less and lacie. Whilst getting ready I spot out the window his car and him heading in. I text to shut curtains and I would be down in a minute. I take another 5 mins to put full face of makeup on. Come down stairs feeling uncomfortable but wishful. Walk straight in the living room to find that whilst getting ready the door had gone and our new neighbours are sat in the livingroom with thier children and a gift to welcome us to the neighbourhood.... I have never been so embarrassed.

A few days latter I'm taking my son to a play group and looks at me funny and then goes "are you jen's new neighbours" and giggles when I say yes... The whole village has heard and I can't setep out the new house without feeling like stares are burning through my skin.... Moral of the story DO NOT GET SEXY FOR YOUR HUSBAND UNLESS YOU 100% SURE YOUR ALONE. other wise your neighbours kids will still call you nudy lady....

Submitted by Anonymous