To good to bin

So back when I was in college near San Francisco in the ‘90 a group of girlfriends and I went to a women’s focused sex shop (high end, clean, classy toys) and stocked up on toys for our pleasure. I graduated and was not going anywhere with our my battery operated boyfriend (Bob) so I pack it up very carefully in a box and promptly forgot about. My parents and I get back to my hometown and I have to decide which boxes go into storage until I find a job and which go back to my childhood home. We find an unlabelled box, my father reaches a hand in and pulls out my vibrator. My father being the good catholic father of what he assumes is a virginal 22 year old, freaks out. I claim the vibrator was a gag gift from some college friends. Dad tosses the vibrator in the trash. After he turns away, I grab it and stash it in my purse. I glance over at my mom and she is not saying a word but watching the whole thing with a knowing look.

Submitted by Alison