To pee or not to pee...

Another gross confession after pooping on my toddlers nappy to collect a sample...(sure Mike will remember this one). I signed up for a park run with toddler and family. Before the start I needed desperately to pee. (Yes, another gross one) the toilet in the park was 20p and I have nothing. No one is there except for another lady with no money also waiting for a salvation or someone to give her 20p... I noticed that the baby changing cubicle is a separate thing AND it’s open AND had a sink. Well... I had no choice, grabbed the child, blasted baby shark on my phone and peed on the sink. Left like nothing happened and feeling like a winner until she goes on repeating to my in-laws “mommy pee sink” “pee sink!” Thanks baby girl this is not how we do it...

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