I saw your story today about the underwear that smooths your stomach that you wear every day and that it's so ripped at the bottom your vagina frappes out and I wanna say that is EXACTLY me! I have a pair of underwear I LOVE, also a bra that's my fav and I wear them all the time, there are so many holes in them it's not even funny but I can't find anything I like as much. So anyway, this really anodes my husband that says I look homeless, one time he got so angry he ripped the bottom of the knickers so that I wouldn't wear them. Did it stop me? Hell no! Didn't learn how to saw for nothing! I'm wearing them now btw... ha!

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I decided to meet up with this guy who had been constantly messaging me, and he wanted to take me out for "taco Tuesday" at this restaurant by our house. He spent the ENTIRE date basically telling me how vaginas were actually pretty gross.. mind you he was eating a taco while he was telling me this.

It was when I was 15 and my first time, and we did it in my parents bed. Anyway, didn't think about her being a virgin too and long story short, when we finished I realised the sheets were all covered in blood... my mom's favourite sheets. I panicked and didn't know what to do, so I shoved them in a garbage bag and throw them all away. My mom came home and asked what happened to her sheets. Again, I panicked and just came out with 'I was eating sardine and I tried and they fell over the bed so I got rid of the sheets'. I have no idea how but she believed me.

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Quite possibly the worst date i went on was when a guy took me to a theme park. I i hated the thought of even going on rides or waiting in the heat (we were in Spain).  He then wanted to take me to lunch, but I started feeling sick so i decided to go to the loo and what happens?? my knickers snap .. lets just say it was a breezy lunch.

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Is it normal to want to run away? I am sure you've spoken about this before but bis do I sometimes wish I won the lottery and I could fuck off somewhere warm where I could drink mojitos all day long. Exhausted mom of three.

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One time as I was out with my boss, I drank way too much and as we were walking to the the train station, I vomited all over the payment. she then trued to jeep to get up because I had failed over Ito my vomit, but I started shouting at her in the middle of the street. Best night ever. Oh, I am a man.

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Mom of two. loved your stories about sex toys and your reply to the guy who said you like penines... My confession is about my love for sex toys and yes I used to feel ashamed because I am a mother and supposed to be pure and holly right? wrong. What started as a little rocket pocket vibrator I got as a joke gift has become a real passion. I now have an impressive collection which no longer fits into one drawer and so recently I bought a dresser for my toys. Yes, a tall, four large drawers that are all filled with sex toys just for me (and my partner sometimes when he's in the mood). Am I ashamed or embarrassed to admit this? not one bit!

Submitted by Alex

Confession: while hiding, behind the curtains on stage, from our head mistress I had to really poop and it couldn’t wait. I pooped on the floor and used the curtains to wipe. We never heard anything about it.

Submitted by Andrea

I have a 4 year old, she wakes up at night and comes to our bed and I pretend to be asleep so my husband has to deal with her.

Submitted by Tryn

When I found out my husband had been cheating on me I didn't tell anyone it wasn't the first time and I felt like all my friends where sick of giving me the same advice. so I quickly realised that I hadn't noticed the make attention I received and I started to embrace it. I embraced it to the point where I found myself fucking one of my employees on my desk in my office after hours. I drove home to my husband that night without an ounce of guilt that's when I knew it was over. we have been separated over a year and are genuinely the best of friends, we even had lunch today and talked about his new flat and his new love interest. strange how things work out and no he still doesn't know 🤫

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Hows this to make you feel better...... I live on a small compact street. My bathroom window looks out on to the street. My husband decided to open the window very wide..... upon returning home from school run I found all my tampax and always pads hanging out the window in clear view of all the neighbour's to see. Mortified! Hubby found this very funny while I was stood staring at pretty much a whole 'womens isle' worth of items on the neighbours drive ways and street. Ground swallow me whole!!!!!

Submission by Gemma

Let me start out by staying that I'm a happily married woman with a 2 year old daughter and I've been with my husband for almost 9 years.

Well it all started last summer. There is this guy who lives 2 houses away from me and he is hot. I dont know his name so I'll refer to him as Johnny Angel.

So, anyway in the summer I like to hang out on my front porch with my daughter and just let her play on the porch. Well Johnny Angel always walks by my house with his dog and he's usually shirtless in the summer and 8m just like flabbergasted. He literally is the human form.of Adonis . When he sees me he always smiles, waves, or just says hi he's never spoken a word to me directly . Then one day I got my nerve up to write him a letter signed by his secret admirer. Know the letter wasn't bad at just simply stating that i thought he was cute. So, I put the letter in his mailbox and asked him to text me not to call me because my husband would flip his lid . And then one day it happened he actually texted me back. The message I received from him was just like 2 friends talking. I don't remember exactly what the message said because I deleted it immediately after I received it. But then again I saw him the other day as I was getting out of my car and it all came back to me like a ton if bricks .Hopefully I'll at least find out his name this summer .