My daughter who is 8 years old, doesn't know that the man she calls Dad (he has been in our lives since she turned 6 months old) is her step dad. As he real Dad disappeared off the grid when I was 8 WEEKS PREGNANT. Should we tell her????
Submitted by Annoymouse
My biggest confessions is how ever much I say I don't care about others opinions I still put on a front for other people, still stress about the perfect family picture, still pretend everything is great, even when I'm dying inside. I think if more people confessed to thier life being a front and loads more goes on behind closed door there would be alot less mum guilt.
Submitted by Anonymous
I have a friend who is in a new relationship and she is too nervous to go to the bathroom when he is over..so one day when he was over, she really had to go poo but she couldn't go with him there. So in desperation, she told him she was going to go for a shower and she resorted to pooping in the shower and washing it down the drain and cleaning herself up in the shower.
Submitted by Anonymous
It has literally been months that I have felt like more than a convience to my significant other. He hasn't touched me since close to Valentine's day... I don't know what to do, nothing changes. I can't even get him to pay attention to me 99% of the time. Yet, it's ok for him to be talking to our neighbor and my friends.
Submitted by Anonymous
I hate my mother in law so much that one time I served her dog food and told her it was meat loaf. She said it was the best meat loaf she'd ever had.
Submitted by Anonymous
Today when I got home from work and went to get the milk from the fridge, there was two bottles of Snapple in the door when the milk should be. And the milk was shoved sideways next to the Romain on some random shelf. I whispered to myself “how is one person so insufferably annoying?!?!? I should live alone.” It was my husband. He’s the one who doesn’t know where the milk goes despite it always being in the same spot. 😑
Submitted by Leenytrenkler
My son when he was 3 took a twinkle of pixie dust (shit) on the slide in McDonald’s and 3 kids took a ride after him then I noticed what had happened told them staff that someone had twinkled on the slide, it was a real shit show 🤪🧘🏻♀️ then we went through drive through and got a coffee for mom, and headed home to dissolve the child in the shower.
Submitted by Andrea
Went to a wedding of a family member of my new boyfriend. Got so bored at it, went a bit hard on the tequila, ended up peuking all over the bathroom, only to find there was no toilet paper...... so i took off my control undrwear and wipe my face and hair then called myself a cab in reception, fell asleep on a sofa, said boyfriend found me, startled me awake and into peuking again, all over reception this time..... aaaaannnnnd many years later we got married in that same hotel 🤣🤣
Submitted by Annoymouse
Don't judge me I am almost 30 years old and my daughter's dad in jail at the moment and he's been jealous since 3 days after I had our youngest daughter which is now two months and now I'm at the point where I want to have a little bit of fun I have my tubes tied now so I don't have to worry about anyting and I don't know how long my daughter's Dad's going to be in jail mind you the whole time I was pregnant he was out running around doing every wanted while I was at home pregnant taking care of not only my kids but his kids as well and the confession starts, my daughter's dad's 2 does not like me on Facebook at all he's so jealous he can handle it although I have to accept every thing that he throws at me anyways I've kind of been talking to an old fling great guy blah blah blah blah not looking to date or nothing but anyways he wants to take me out and now we've probably been talking for a few weeks and he starting it to get a little brave starting to talk about eating my goodies he says that's it that's all I want to do blah blah blah what the hell do I do this is a confession because I'm maybe even considering I don't know I'm torn up about it because what comes around goes around at the same time I don't know I'm only human I don't know how to do I hope I'm doing this whole confession thing right doing talk-to-text so God only knows what it really says and that's why you are now readingI don't know if this is going to work for this but comment below and I will take y'all's advice hopefully it's what I want to hear love always
Submitted by Anonymous
Okay, so when I was around 18 and still living at home I had an on off boyfriend. My parents went away with their friends for a long weekend (Thursday to Monday) so he basically came to stay for the whole weekend. As you can imagine we were “making the most” of the time alone, and everywhere in the house.
Its Sunday night and we’re getting a little frisky on the sofa, when a car pulls up. In a complete panic we shove on our clothes, however not quick enough for our liking and he has to get in an under the stairs cupboard, knowing my parents would go ballistic. I leave him there whilst chatting to them, assuming they’ll want to go an unpack and get themselves sorted but no. They’ve brought chinese and want to sit down all together to eat.
Long story short he’s in there for a good 2 and a half hours before they go upstairs and I can get him out! Safe to say we were a little more careful after haha
Submitted by Quick get in!
I am in a relationship, we have children. We split for a while and I started hanging out with his brother. We ended up in a secret relationship . Now I’m back with my ex but I’m still seeing his brother unknown to him. I’ve tried to break it off several times but I just can’t stay away. I’m a horrible person, I know.
Submitted by Anonymous
Many moons ago when my first born was a toddler (she’s. now 28) I helped run a mums and tots group we did a charity fashion show with a local kids clothes shop, there was one space left and a mum asked if her child could take part but I said no, they have enough child models. Then I told the shop we couldn’t get enough volunteers but if they wanted I didn’t mind my daughter doing it.. I still feel a little guilty about it now, just a teeny tiny bit.
Submitted by Ursala
So me and my husband are supposed to be on a diet cool okay we've been sticking with it well last week was Halloween and we come home from trick or treating with the kids he has a bucket full of candy now .... My husband noticed some missing this morning and he looked at me and asked if I ate some...I said no... Truth is I sat in the kitchen when everyone was asleep and stuffed my face!
Submitted by KitKat
I’m a married mom of two beautiful babies, I have been with my husband for 12 years who I love very much but haven’t told him my little secret that I love to watch porn! Yes I’m a girl who enjoys to watch porn! I felt guilty and dirty before but I know that there’s nothing wrong with watching it from now and then! I want to be able to tell him so we could both enjoy it but still feel embarrassed! Watching it relaxes me for some reason I usually watch it at night when everyone goes to sleep btw me and my husband sleep in separate bedrooms because my 9 year old child won’t sleep by himself and I co sleep with my 2 year old! We don’t really get a lot of sexy time because of that and also because he’s working late hours too I guess that’s why I watch porn! But yeah that’s my confession! Not a real bad one !
Submitted by Anonymous
I have begun a conversation with a guy I have known for a long time. My husband is aware and fine with it. I am hoping to rendezvous with him soon. He's a dom and into bdsm! I have been wanting to try this FOREVER!! I think he is getting pleasure out of prolonging it. I'm trying to be patient but he posts the hottest fucking memes... We have so much in common interest wise. I can't wait to find out about in the bedroom!!!
Submitted by Kitty
Confession: When I was younger I found out my bf who I was living with cheated on me. I moved out that very day and before I left I scrubbed the toilet with his toothbrush and put it back.
Submitted by Anonymous
Name or Alias: Crazy like my Mamma
Right so this isn't really my confession just a little thing that my mam did....
A few years ago my dad's sister died and we were at the wake after her funeral (in her house) anyway my mam and myself were helping make cups of tea, and just generally helping out. They were, let's just say a bit posh and had sugar cubes and the best China cups out. Then someone asked for half a sugar - my mam looked at the sugar cube and bit in half and calmly popped it into the cup of tea, honestly I was mortified and also wanted to laugh (not really appropriate at a wake) to this day I think about it - my mam passed away just over a year ago and this is one of her many funny little stories that make me smile.\
Submitted by Crazy like my Mamma
A few years ago my husband and I were being intimate. I was on top and enjoying myself immensely. In the middle of my third orgasm I POOPED!! I was so embarrassed and humiliated I cried. I’ve never told anyone about this. I’m forever afraid of it happening again.
Submitted by Anonymous
1. My husband is taking kids away for half term as I couldn’t get the time off. Er I could get the time off I just told my boss that I didn’t want him to say yes to the time off.
2. My mother in law who is a pain in the arse bought me an expensive house plant that I didn’t like. I watered it with bleach. It died. I wasn’t heartbroken.
Submitted by Anonymous
While in college I went out with a group of guys and a girlfriend. We were at a club and dancing. One fella, who was a friend of mine kept coming up behind me to dance. Each time he did, I felt something large and stiff poking me in the back and butt. I moved several times hoping to escape his dance moves without ever looking back at him, but each time, something would start poking me in the lower back side. I quietly approached my girl friend and told her about the unwelcome dance moves, conspicuous bulge, and attempts to escape. She looked over at the guy friend in question and burst into uncontrollable laughter. When I looked to see what she was laughing/crying about I saw that my guy friend had his sweatshirt tied around his waist with it knotted about 4 times. My friend could not resist the opportunity to tell everyone we were with about my mistake. The guy in question, thanked me for my mistake and said he only WISHED it had been his actual erection poking me in the behind! 😂 I nearly died of embarrassment!
Submitted by Nacho average housewife