When I was a child I pooped behind a tent and cleaned my butt with a slice of bread. LOL
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My boyfriend is the sweetest. We like to split responsibilities around the house because he wants to help out. But I’m kind of OCD so every day I have to wait until he goes to work or leaves the house so I can redo everything he does. When he comes home he takes credit and legitimately has no clue that there’s a difference.
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My ex-husband and I have been divorced for 3.5 years and share joint custody of our 3 kids. Within the past 3 months, we began regularly communicating again outside of our normal realm of only communicating about our children. We recently started a very secret sexual relationship again, and I would like nothing more than to continue that and possibly have it on e again develop into a real relationship. I never stopped loving him despite the events that transpired between us, and I never will. I also couldn't ever fathom him truly moving on and being in a relationship with someone new. I really dont think my heart could withstand than.
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Hi Tova! Okay this happened about 5 years ago when 8 was pregnant with my 3rd. It seems like I had to pee every 10 minutes toward the end and I dreaded going anywhere because of it. Well, my husband talked me into taking a family ride around town to get some fresh air. While out, my husband wanted to stop at a friend’s shop to chat a bit. I’m sure you can guess where this is going. He was in there for about 10 minutes when this overwhelming urge to pee hit. I called him and told him that he needed to hurry the hell up because I had to go. As you know, most husbands don’t get what hurry up means and I am sure he thought that I was exaggerating. Well, I wasn’t. I had my two kids with me so I couldn’t leave them to waddle to a bathroom. So I thought of the next best thing. Luckily, my youngest at the time was still in diapers. This was going to be the true test of how much they could actually hold. I climbed to the back of the SUV, which I might add had really dark tint. I kneeled down, pulled down my pants, and held that diaper there like a really awkward pad. Hey it didn’t leak! I finished up, cleaned up with some paper towels, and sanitized my hands. Of course, my husband didn’t come out until 30 minutes after this episode. He got the death stare and the silent treatment all the way home.
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I’m 31 been living with my boyfriend for a while. Luckily I usually use the bathroom at night (I have such a phobia he’ll hear or smell me!) when he’s sleeping. Unfortunately lately I’ve been going after dinner. So I spray the whole bathroom with bleach like the sink and shower and tell him oh I cleaned the bathroom honey! He caught on quick. 😭😭 “no you took a poop and use the spray to cover it up” dammit.
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My mom is not a normal run of the mill mom, for my 16th birthday she got me a lighter...... which was a huge penis when you flipped the balls back it would vibrate was a great gag but when I moved out of home my cousin who is male helped me move all my stuff, he found this monstrosity of a lighter and instantly thought the worst considering the box was labled mums shit...... I failed to say anymore about it he was highly disgusted thinking it was my mother's but we went on holidays that year and I decided to be an utter cow and put it in his hand luggage so as we went through check in security he was asked "did u pack your own bags" he replied" yes of coarse" but he didn't know this was here so when they assessed his bag as Ur not aloud lighters on the plane they wipped out this big penis, he very terrifying screamed "omg that's not mine that's her mum's" I couldn't control the laughter
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