I’m a 37 year old work at home mom. Lately l have noticed my libido has gone through the roof! I have find myself wanting to have sex ALL THE FREAKIN TIME! I would masturbate more, but having a kiddo (who’s 4 with some special needs) I find it near impossible! So now I am a walking frustration! And my hubby just sees it at as extra fun....🤦🏻‍♀️ Tell me I’m not on my own for this one? Any suggestions to find more ME time?

Submitted by Anonymous

Hello ladies! Okay so it all started when my friend gave me a coupon to go to this fancy salon and get my hair done and I thought oh my gosh this is amazing I'm working two full-time jobs I never have time for this and this will be so much fun!! So the day came and I scheduled an appointment and I got all dressed up because I wanted to look cute because every time you go to the hairdressers everybody's cute and smells pretty looks pretty so I put these cute little pants on they were little bit looser and a white top and white socks and black shoes I got in my little mustang and I drove all the way over there and I couldn't find parking so I was looking everywhere and it turned out I had to walk a little ways to the salon while I was walking I felt like I had to poop and I was like oh I'll be fine I don't have to poop that bad so I kept walking and walking then I started clenching my butt cheeks and I was thinking oh shit I'm really going to poop I'm going to poop all the sudden all the shit just came out and ran all the way down my leg into my shoes on 802to my white socks and I was horrified I had no idea what I was going to do and I only had this one coupon and I couldn't rebook so I just kept walking! I got to the salon and I said can I use your bathroom so I went into the bathroom and they had all these beautiful white fancy hand towels and I literally took all the hand towels and washed myself! All these cute girls kept coming in the bathroom I'm sure they smelled shit everywhere I couldn't believe this was actually happening to me and then I had no idea what to do with all the shity white hand towels, so I just shove them all into the period container plus my panties!! So I finally got out of the bathroom with wet shit stained pants and no underwear still smelling like shit and I sat down in this girl's chair and she walks up and she says something smells kind of weird over here I don't know what that is and I just sat there in horror!!! I thought this is the most miserable day of my life and I can't believe this is happening to me of all days I just wanted a day to celebrate myself instead I shit myself and now I'm sitting in a chair with a shity ass and this blonde is cutting my hair!!! That was the longest haircut I've ever had in my life?! Haha this was 5 years ago I'm 27 now!! I will never forget this! 😂😂

Submitted by Victory

When me and my partner were around 17, we were getting let's say frisky and I said he could tie me up and do whatever he wanted...so he tied me up and left me lying on the bed while he went out on his motorbike. Mortified was not the word when his mum walked in and had to untie me. Let's just say that was the first and last time I let him tie me up 🤦‍♀️😂

Submitted by Dea

My ex-husband left me for another woman. She had the audacity to tell me she knew he was married and didn’t care. I slept with him even though I had no intention of wanting to get back with him. And I didn’t care.

Submitted by Lorena

My hubby and i have been together 25 yrs and married 17 yrs we have a open marriage hmmmmmm i always usually ask to have sex with another guy if he says ok then i do same for him anyways my hubby went out of state and i had 2 guys come over 1 each day and we screwed like there was no tomorrow he dosen’t know about them oooops shhhhhh

Submitted by: Crazy Lady

I fart when at work when I’m in my office 😄 it comes so fast sometimess that I don’t have the time to run to the bathroom, so be it fart fart and fart away 😂 because holding it in isn’t an option!

Submitted by Mari

Ok here goes don't hate me people but 4years ago we had a new general manager start at work . He seemed like a decent man but very quickly it became evident that he is a tosser of the highest degree. So to cut a long story short my confession is that for 3 of the years that he had been working with us everyday he has a morning coffee in fact demands he gets one . So I make them and have spit in every single one he has . Now I'm not proud of it ok well made a little bit haha but I will admit to watching him drink it makes me warm and fuzzy inside don't hate people I can't help myself much love Tova I love you keep up the great work xx

Submitted by Ruby

Ok, so I had just got a brand new car home and the next morning I was driving it out our gate. The bins were out for collection, and as I turned to go on to the road, I somehow managed to misjudge the width of the car and as I turned I kind of took the bin with me and the handle of the bin left a big long dent along the passenger side door. I nearly puked! Sooooo I phoned my husband and told him that I had just noticed a big dent in the side of the car and it must have happened in the car garage before I had taken it home and I just hadn’t noticed. He phoned the car garage and was really cross with them about sending a car out with a big dent on it and went on about how careless they were because someone had obviously damaged the car on their yard. They were so apologetic and fixed it without any problem. That was ten years ago, and my husband still doesn’t know what actually happened to the car. 🙈🙈🙈🙈

Submitted by Mary

Confession: Okay, so bit of a long one, but stay with me!

I used to work in a hotel as a house keeper. The hotel was fairly nice and we used to get a lot of older people staying in the hotel.

One day, I was changing the bedding in someone’s room when I noticed they had some dog accessories. Bowl, collar, lead..

I informed my manager - as we had a no pet policy.. She went to speak to the lady in question.

When she knocked on the door the lady answered, and she started to explain to her that obviously we didn’t allow pets. The lady started going bright red, and had to admit to my manager that the accessories weren’t actually for a dog, but for her husband!!! She told me, and I wanted the world to swallow both of us up!!

Submitted by Doggy Style

Back in my early 20's I was a mate on a fishing boat. Very unheard of at the time to have a girl net, filet, hook bait, tie lines, set an anchor, engine watch, take out tangles. And all of the other wonderful jobs you do on a fishing boat. Our cook didnt show up that morning. So needless to say "galley was closed". Fair warning to all customers to go buy something before we were to leave the harbor. Now mind you it's about a 4 hour trip. We were doing a few of these a day. About 30 minutes into the trip I was asked if I could make a burger for this man. Wonder why I was asked when we had 2 other "male" mates working with me. (Let you in on a little secret, I was also owner of the boat and operation) So, I wash the squid ink off my hands. I was in the middle of dicing up a big ass squid for bait. Now that smell and stain from the ink does not come off very easily! Once again I wonder why he asked me?? The other 2 mates weren't cutting up bait!! SO I proceed to fix him his burger. After a few minutes he brings me back a half eaten burger and told me it was not done enough!! I go back and fix him another. Sure as shit he was back to tell me it was done to much!!@#$%& This guy could of cared less about his burger. I was up in my wheelhouse watching and listening to him tell his buddies I had no place being on deck and I should be in the GALLEY! Well, let's just say his 3ed burger was a very special one
And he actually enjoyed it and had the nerve to tell me it was delish!!" The look on his face when I was shaking customers hands and thanking them for fishing on my boat at the end of the trip, Fucking Pricless Day!!

Submitted by Mate

Telling my kids McDonald's was closed as we drove past it because truly I wasn't stopping on my way to my mum's house to drop them off while I pretended to be sick to get some time off.

Submitted by Nikki

I’m not sure if you’ll remember me but a couple years ago I sent in a confession.. wasn’t much of a confession but more of a love story? About my partner and I because we use to work at the same place and we used to fool around at work?

Well since then I showed him your fb page and he watched the video where you read my story and now he follows you too.
We’re Still engaged but now we have two babies and are already working on our third.
I’m now a stay at home mum so the work thing ended. However we do still sneak around if we’re at his mums and there’s a few people there we do sneak off upstairs to one of the spare rooms so the ‘romance’ hasn’t died
But honestly you are truly an amazing person!!
Just incase you haven’t been told today.... we love you

Submitted by Claire

When my partner annoys me, I put his toilet brush down the tooth brush, dry it off and put it back. Saves a hell of a lot of arguments getting my frustration out that way

Submitted by Toilet tooth brush

When I was 16 and in my first real sexual relationship, I was obviously still living at home me and a boyfriend were getting frisky on the sofa. It then started to escalate and one thing led to another, he was giving me oral on the sofa and the front door went. No one was meant to be home for a few hours so I started to panic, in strolls my bloody dad! We both quickly jump up and sat bolt up right waiting for a smack or a screaming at, my dad casually looks at me then my boyfriend then the floor. He walks forward kicks my underwear at me and goes "alright" and walks into the kitchen, I've never been more embarrassed. We literally grabbed our shit got dressed and legged it out the house, I was petrified to come home encase he told my mum. To this day my mum never knew Haha.

Submitted by Tillie

I was once trying to show off while in the bedroom. I was performing oral sex and....I vomited because of gagging and he had NO idea.

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I'm 36 years old and never had an orgasm!

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So this story came to light years later. When I was a kid. My father had this hand held vibrating massager that my mom bought him. Which he never used. So what J would play with it. On my neck shoulders and such I discovered that down felt nice. So anyway I discovered that and did that ALL the time. Wellll... Years later and talking like sisters do. I shared this same story.... And learned that my SISTER was doing the SAME thing 😲😲😲😲😲😲 .... Luckily we both had sense to wash it after but the thought that we had both been violating this back massager... 😨😨😨 That's just sister bonding on a level I NEVER wanted to be on!

Submitted by Sisters!

I had a one night stand once. Unfortunately I had beans and rice the day before. I don't know, I didn't assume I would have the fortune of meeting that guy, I guess ki have to ad that he was a friend of my best friend). So as we where having fun I had to fart. It was a silent cute fart. I was trying to act as if I had no idea of what happened. But apologized several times when he started complaining about what had happened. I was shocked and almost started to cry. It was the most embarrassing thing.

I thought things couldn't get any worse.

He got up, pulled out his wallet and gave me 100 bucks. I refused to take it, he put it on my drawer and left.

I went to a sex shop and asked for a porn which includes farts and that stuff. I got him that and added a nice card with "I like you, even though you smell" written on. I wrote on the back "thank you for leaving your money at my house. I invested it in things you like"

I went to his apartment and left it all wrapped up nicely in a trash bag.

Unfortunately I had to see him every now and then but I pretended as if nothing ever happened. Even though I was slowly dying inside lol.

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So after years and years of me being the only person this household to be able to actually do anything housework wise, I’ve decided that to give myself some entertainment I mess about with my partners things. So for example when I put his clothes away I put them away really messy so they all crease up, he for ever asked what happens to his stuff and I say that you must mess it all up when you get dressed. Anyway a few days ago I was messing up all his clothes (again for my entertainment) and my daughter walks in. She asks what I was doing and I said I’m playing a game with daddy. She then replied with ‘ like the wrestling game you and daddy was playing the other night’ in my shock I asked her what she meant. She said she saw us in bed wrestling and wanted to know what kind of wrestling it is if your clothes need to be on the floor. I literally died inside. Anyway later on that night, she was playing with her dad in the living room and out of no where suddenly heard her shout ‘ pants off daddy’ my partner looked at me in shock and I said she saw and also heard us ‘ wrestling’ the other night.

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So when I was younger I really really fancied this guy that was on the outskirts of our friend group. One night I invited everyone back to my flat after a night out, hoping he would come too. He did!!! I was so excited and very drunk. I managed to orchestrate him staying and everyone else leaving.
Hoorah I had him to myself!!!! Trying to be a mix of mysterious elegance and playful tease, I decided to do a headstand. I don’t know why, I’d never done one before. I was in a skirt and I asked him to catch my legs. As I drunkenly attempted my headstand, my legs, very inelegantly, fell agape. He politely gathered my wayward limbs and in a very gentlemanly gesture put my legs together again.
Unfortunately I’d obviously gathered some air during my acrobatic manoeuvre and as he pushed my legs together the loudest muff guff, fanny fart, queef....whatever you care to call it exited my body with such force I swear to god his hair moved. I was devastated and we both froze exactly as we were. Him holding my legs with a look of disgust on his face and me in a headstand, blushing red, with my skirt around my middle and my knickers on show. Neither of us acknowledged the muff guff, which was hilarious cos it had the volume of an elephants trumpet. He gently lowered me down and gathered his things. I never saw him again

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