I tell my daughter ima take her back the the a baby store if she isn’t being good😂
Submitted by Kookie
What would you do as far as going 3 years almost with out sex from your husband and he want do anything at all nothing. He want even hug me with out asking for a hug or kiss.we been married 6 years we both are older my late husband past his wife past we got together had one together and yes he is way older than i am.iam 42 he is 64.he want take anything to help this problem. So how would u go about this mess.
Submitted by Carrie
Absolutely the funniest and worst sex encounter I’ve ever had. My fiancé and I were messing around on the couch and we had 2 small dogs. We put them on the floor so they wouldn’t get in the way, but we must have accidentally kicked a cushion onto the floor because while we’re going at it (missionary ish) our one dog hopped up on the couch and jumped up with no warning and stuck his nose in his bum. It startled him and his arms gave out. He landed on me (obviously lol) and when he did, he clenched his cheeks which pushed his balls against my bum hole. But even worse, he landed on me so hard it knocked an extremely big fart out, which vibrated his balls 🤣
He immediately went soft and sex was over for the night. He was deeply traumatized lmfao
Submitted by Danielle
Hi Tova i am nearly 43yrs old i'm a mum to four amazing boys 24yrs 23yrs 20yrs and 11yrs and nanny to a granddaughter and grandson, i am currently single and have been for many years, i haven't had many sexual partners but i have had a lot of sex! my confession is i have never and i mean NEVER had an orgasms!! sometimes i have informed my partners of this who then try and take it as a personal goal to give me one, I've tried numerous positions plus toys and nothing!! i was wondering if there's women out there who have been in the same boat and have eventually reached the shore or have they just never either and maybe any info on what works for them. I would like to remain anonymous but would love love love some advice.
kind regards A very frustrated women 😣
Submitted by Mrs S frustrated
I went to a romantic date with headlice treatment on my hair!!!!! Not sure if he noticed or not....
Submitted by Anonymous
When I was 18 years old & started to drink alcohol, I got so drunk on a houseparty that I accidentally kissed another guy who wasn‘t my boyfriend but I thought he was. & then my boyfriend came & I was like „Hey babe! ... babe? On who the fuck‘s lap am I sitting?“ My boyfriend took me away & slapped that guy 😂
Submitted by Anonymous
We recently moved house, a beautiful 3 storey house in a very lovely area, a beautiful village. We had been in a week or so. Both boys fast asleep and house really coming together. I was I'm our room which is the top floor (so don't really hear much) getting ready for when my husband comes home. I decided with the stress of moving ect it had been awhile since we had sex and I was going to do something about it. Order some very out there underwear, crouch less and lacie. Whilst getting ready I spot out the window his car and him heading in. I text to shut curtains and I would be down in a minute. I take another 5 mins to put full face of makeup on. Come down stairs feeling uncomfortable but wishful. Walk straight in the living room to find that whilst getting ready the door had gone and our new neighbours are sat in the livingroom with thier children and a gift to welcome us to the neighbourhood.... I have never been so embarrassed.
A few days latter I'm taking my son to a play group and looks at me funny and then goes "are you jen's new neighbours" and giggles when I say yes... The whole village has heard and I can't setep out the new house without feeling like stares are burning through my skin.... Moral of the story DO NOT GET SEXY FOR YOUR HUSBAND UNLESS YOU 100% SURE YOUR ALONE. other wise your neighbours kids will still call you nudy lady....
Submitted by Anonymous
My husband and I got married late in life (in hour late 30s). When we got married he was still a virgin. Yes clearly he was saving himself for me 🤣. Anyway... apparently before he got married he decided to buy himself one of those masturbator half doll type things, It’s basically the torso of a woman’s body. I remember having a conversation about sex with him before we got married and he very shyly told me about his little friend who I named Melissa.
When we moved in together he brought Melissa with him and now Melissa lives basically under the bed. Do I care she’s under the bed..?no I bloody don’t!
Submitted by Annonymouse
I was dating my ex boyfriend for 7 years and found out that he had been cheating on me for 5 of those 7 years and so I decided that I would get back at him by doing the same thing. I cheated on him with a guy from my school. At first I felt really good but then I started to feel guilty. Needless to say I have moved on and found someone way better who I don't cheat on!
Submitted by Josey
When I was about 14 I found out my cousin was stealing my sweets everytime he came round so one day I was so pi***d off I took a strawberry lace and but it between my bum cheeks and pulled it up throw my bum cheeks and said to him would u like the last one he ate it all up and I never confessed to anyone about it lol 🤢😟
Submitted by Lisamarie
First off love you soo much :) This actually happened to me recently..omg cant believe im confessing this. I recently became a mother again to a little girl. Between everything that is going on i accidentally left a tampon in. I started to get an odor and discharge..for christ sakes i even douched. It never occurred to me to be like hey didnt you forget something. How i eventually got it out. Well i left the need to push something and there it was upside down lmao
Submitted by Anonymous
My daughter was born 10 weeks premature and i was so used to going backwards and forwards to the hospital in my own on the bus that the first time i took my daughter on the bus in a very sleep deprived mess i got off the bus without my daughter realized just as the bus doors were closing the bus then reopened the doors i collected my daughter i was mortified
Submitted by Debbie
So my husband snores alot and always so loud! So, I have to Confess when he is snoring and in a deep sleep, I dutch oven him and the smell makes him stop!! LOL He knows nothing. It's not every night. Just the nights when I cant sleep because of him.
So, yeah that's my confession. We have been married for 14 years I've earned a good laugh!
Submitted by Momma G
Everytime I go back home there are rumours that I might be pregnant. I am not. I’m just not as fit as I was in my teens.
Obviously angry with this often REPEATED occurrence, this Summer I decided I’d say Yes to whomever asked.
What happened you ask? Well, now I’ve got a bunch of second hand baby clothes that I have no use for at the moment, but the best thing was to see the faces of people who saw me drink and smoke at the town festival. The looks of judgement. This time I owned it!
Submitted by Annonymous
I’m a 37 year old work at home mom. Lately l have noticed my libido has gone through the roof! I have find myself wanting to have sex ALL THE FREAKIN TIME! I would masturbate more, but having a kiddo (who’s 4 with some special needs) I find it near impossible! So now I am a walking frustration! And my hubby just sees it at as extra fun....🤦🏻♀️ Tell me I’m not on my own for this one? Any suggestions to find more ME time?
Submitted by Anonymous
When me and my partner were around 17, we were getting let's say frisky and I said he could tie me up and do whatever he wanted...so he tied me up and left me lying on the bed while he went out on his motorbike. Mortified was not the word when his mum walked in and had to untie me. Let's just say that was the first and last time I let him tie me up 🤦♀️😂
Submitted by Dea
My ex-husband left me for another woman. She had the audacity to tell me she knew he was married and didn’t care. I slept with him even though I had no intention of wanting to get back with him. And I didn’t care.
Submitted by Lorena
My hubby and i have been together 25 yrs and married 17 yrs we have a open marriage hmmmmmm i always usually ask to have sex with another guy if he says ok then i do same for him anyways my hubby went out of state and i had 2 guys come over 1 each day and we screwed like there was no tomorrow he dosen’t know about them oooops shhhhhh
Submitted by: Crazy Lady
I fart when at work when I’m in my office 😄 it comes so fast sometimess that I don’t have the time to run to the bathroom, so be it fart fart and fart away 😂 because holding it in isn’t an option!
Submitted by Mari
Ok here goes don't hate me people but 4years ago we had a new general manager start at work . He seemed like a decent man but very quickly it became evident that he is a tosser of the highest degree. So to cut a long story short my confession is that for 3 of the years that he had been working with us everyday he has a morning coffee in fact demands he gets one . So I make them and have spit in every single one he has . Now I'm not proud of it ok well made a little bit haha but I will admit to watching him drink it makes me warm and fuzzy inside don't hate people I can't help myself much love Tova I love you keep up the great work xx
Submitted by Ruby